All Posts Tagged: cocaine

March 6, 2008

Selling Weed to Sell Records

john-shop-records.jpgNaming your record label after the drug trafficking gang that funded it is a bad idea, especially when they’re responsible for 12 murders and moving a million dollars of weed per week for 7 years. Whoever thought people wouldn’t make the connection between John Shop Crew, the murderous drug dealers, and John Shop Records, the reggae label, is a fool. It’s interesting that John Forte, producer for the Fugees, worked with John Shop. He’s currently serving 14 years for trafficking thirty pounds of liquid cocaine. [NYDN]

January 24, 2008

January 23, 2008

Price of Olde English, Sparks, Cocaine and Swisher Sweets to Rise

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Alternate title: The Day Fun Died

Before you pour one out for your homies, read this. Yesterday, Governor Eliot Spitzer proposed a new budget aimed at reducing New York State’s 4.4 billion dollar deficit. Among cuts to health care and education aid, the budget would add or increase taxes on some of our corner store favorites, namely malt liquor, which would be taxed at $2.54 per gallon rather than 11 cents. That’s a 2,209% increase! The price of forties will rise by as much as 80 cents! Edward Forty Hands is going to cost more than 5 whole dollars!

The proposed tax also means higher prices for malt liquor energy drinks like Sparks. One Sparks enthusiast told us it was probably “healthier in the long run. I imagine some will turn to hard drugs more frequently. PCP perhaps.”

Asked whether he would buy less malt liquor, a Hells Kitchen man told the Times, “Nah. You got to do what you got to do. It’s like gas. You drive the same mileage for $2 a gallon or $3.50 a gallon.”

The new budget also includes increased taxes for “low-end cigars” like Swisher Sweets and taxes for illegal drugs, including $3.50 per gram of marijuana and $200 a gram for cocaine. City Room took a closer look at the ‘cocaine tax’ and found the fine print spelling out how drug dealers can go about paying taxes on their supply.

The tax is paid by the dealer, in advance of his or her receipt of the marihuana or controlled substance, through the purchase of tax stamps from the Department of Taxation and Finance (“Department”). Upon receipt of the product, the dealer must affix enough stamps to the packages of marihuana or the controlled substance in order to show the tax has been fully paid.

Odds of drug dealers paying taxes: low. very low.

Photo from Untitledname.com.

March 6, 2007

Cutting Coke and Riding Rollers

The impressive bong skid in NASH has been bested by the roller racing coke sniffer in RASH, the latest video to parody the San Francisco track bike riders in MASH.

August 15, 2006

Modeling Ain’t Easy

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Artist, Dash Snow, is back modeling AG Jeans for easy money. After so many sleepless nights, it probably feels great to curl up in the fetal position and stare at the wall for a day or three.

In other cocaine news, Rick James received a new tombstone on the second anniversary of his death.

August 4, 2006

Misshapes Bag a Backpack Deal

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Though few people wear backpacks to clubs, Eastport’s product innovations combined with the Misshapes’ celebrity status, will surely change that. It’s great that big companies can still accommodate consumers with useful new features like cocaine stash pockets and mirrors. Talk about doing their research! This is progress!

July 24, 2006

Dash Snow, the New Face of AG Jeans

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Within the immaterial Lucky Magazine is artist, Dash Snow modeling in an ad for Adriano Goldschmied. Consider that this is the man who takes photos with a camera “made of wood, palm leaves and cocaine” and creatively combined newspaper clippings and semen in ‘Fuck the Police’. In his own words from Paper Magazine:

I’m not a businessman. [But] my business used to be and still is thievery, to some extent. I came across a camera, which I thieved when I was 16 and started taking pictures. I’ve been partying for years, probably since I was 11. I did my first line of coke when I was 13 years old and I’ve been partying every night and taking pictures ever since. Everything’s a blur and every night is New Year’s as far as I’m concerned. [When I’m at a party, I look for] a dark corner, a wallet, a bag of blow and some love to go.

Though we don’t question Dash Snow’s motives for taking the job ($30,000 is a nice bit of scratch), we do question Adriano Goldschmied’s reasons for choosing Snow and barely showing off the jeans.

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