What is Life Without the Segway?

Remember walking? Remember the first time you had sex on a Segway? The Onion looks at ways the Segway personal transporter has revolutionized this American life.

3 Responses to “What is Life Without the Segway?”

  1. question is… who can remember life before the snap bracelet?

    By greg on May 4th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
  2. I’m no bully, but seeing someone on a segway makes me want to POUND SOME NERDS. They’re totally useless, ain’t no flux capacitor.

    By Danny Eagle on May 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
  3. who can remember razor apple before this headline was running?

    By alchemicepidemic on May 8th, 2007 at 9:40 am

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